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Zombies, Voodoo and Magic. Oh My!

Jasper Bark’s WAY OF THE BAREFOOT ZOMBIE is in a league all its own. I’m not even sure how I’d classify it. I guess somewhere between Dawn of the Dead, The Serpent and the Rainbow and Silent Hill. If you’re a fan of any of the afore mentioned, then this is a read that you won't want to miss.

I’d thought I’d seen and read everything that a Zombie movie or book had to offer. I was wrong. Some of the scenes Jasper paints are so obscene that you have to wonder if he has a little red phone on his writing desk that’s a direct line to the gore-fairy himself. Intestines wrapped around boat’s propeller, still-seeing eyeballs removed from their owner’s heads then crushed like grapes (add popping sound here), and for the first time ever I think, a man sodomized by a fly infested Zombie. Crap, just writing all that is giving me the willies again. I mean seriously, who reads this stuff? Oh, wait a minute...

Final Verdict:

I loved this book. This is a must-have for all you Zombie lovers out there. It read quick and smooth, and was extremely entertaining. Jasper has a unique voice and if Way of the Barefoot Zombie is any hint to what goes on in that head of his, then I’m not sure if I want to know any more. :)